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Michael. 23. Manchester, England.
I mostly post sitcom screencaps, music, stuff in my life and football. And of course, other random stuff I find funny!
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I mostly post sitcom screencaps, music, stuff in my life and football. And of course, other random stuff I find funny!
Feel free to follow me!
twitter.com/michael_jones89:
"Stealing someone else’s words frequently spares the embarrassment of eating your own."
Peter Anderson
#peter anderson
#quote
"How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want."
Dr.Frasier Crane
#quote
#frasier
#funny
"If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it."
Arthur Schopenhauer
#quote
"People want success. It’s like coffee, they want instant."
Sir Bobby Robson
#quote
#sir bobby robson
"I don`t know what caffeine does for you,but I`m pretty sure without it your head caves in."
Dave Foley (In NewsRadio Season 1, episode 3.)
#quote
#dave foley
#funny
#caffeine
"Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
Robert Heinlein
#quote
#robert heinlein
"If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers."
Homer Simpson
#quote
#the simpsons
"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."
Jerry Seinfeld
#jerry seinfeld
#quote
"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they really don’t want it."
Ogden Nash
#quote
"To support United is too easy. It’s convenience supporting. It makes life too easy. There is no challenge. It is a cowardly form of escapism, a sell-out to the forces of evil. United fans have no soul and will spend their eternity neck deep in boiling vomit. City fans retain their soul and will spend their eternity forever reliving the moment their team beat Newcastle 4-3 away from home to win the League Championship in 1968, beating United into second place"
Paul Morley
#manchester united
#manchester city
#paul morley
#quote
"The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. "
Oscar Wilde.
#quote
#oscar wilde
"Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing."
Dwight Schrute
#the office
#dwight
#dwight schrute
#quote
#quotes
"I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I’ll be at the bar."
Lindsay Bluth, Arrested Development.
#arrested development
#quote
#lindsay bluth
